"Website maintenance for $99/month - less than your cell phone bill"
"Most web developers charge $75-150/hour. One hour of emergency fixes costs more than 2 months of our service. Why wait for disaster?"
"Time Investment Calculator"
Starter - $99/month
Growth - $179/month
Professional - $299/month
DIY vs. Hiring Comparison
If you do it yourself:The Professor's Way
Special Launch Offer
First 20 clients get:
- Free site security audit ($150 value)
- Priority onboarding
Limited spots available - we cap clients to ensure quality service
What Happens Without Regular Maintenance?
- Security breaches: 30,000+ websites hacked daily (Source: Sucuri)
- Lost rankings: Slow sites lose 50% of visitors after 3 seconds
- Data loss: 60% of small businesses close within 6 months of a major data loss
- Costly repairs: Prevention costs $99/month. Emergency fixes cost $500-2,000+
- Lost revenue: Every hour of downtime = lost customers and reputation damage
Scope Limitations
Your $99 subscription plan:Frequently Asked Questions
What if my site breaks during maintenance?
We always backup before making any changes. If something goes wrong, we restore immediately at no extra cost. That's our guarantee.
Can I cancel anytime?
Yes! No long-term contracts. Cancel with 30 days notice. We believe in earning your business every month.
What's NOT included in maintenance?
Content updates, design changes, custom development, SEO strategy/optimization, and emergency fixes outside business hours are billed separately. See scope limitations above.
Do you work on all platforms?
Yes! WordPress, Joomla, custom HTML/PHP sites, and most CMS platforms. If it's built with web technology, we can maintain it.
How do I know what you've done each month?
You'll receive a detailed monthly report showing all completed tasks, any issues found and fixed, and recommendations for improvements.
Still Want to DIY?
That's totally fine! Use this workflow chart as your guide. But remember:
- Set calendar reminders for each task cycle
- Document everything you do
- Keep backups before making ANY changes
- Test in a staging environment when possible
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