"Website maintenance for $99/month - less than your cell phone bill"
"Most web developers charge $75-150/hour. One hour of emergency fixes costs more than 2 months of our service. Why wait for disaster?"
"Time Investment Calculator"
Starter - $99/month
Growth - $179/month
Professional - $299/month
DIY vs. Hiring Comparison
If you do it yourself:The Professor's Way
Special Launch Offer
First 20 clients get:
- Free site security audit ($150 value)
- Priority onboarding
Limited spots available - we cap clients to ensure quality service
What Happens Without Regular Maintenance?
- Security breaches: 30,000+ websites hacked daily (Source: Sucuri)
- Lost rankings: Slow sites lose 50% of visitors after 3 seconds
- Data loss: 60% of small businesses close within 6 months of a major data loss
- Costly repairs: Prevention costs $99/month. Emergency fixes cost $500-2,000+
- Lost revenue: Every hour of downtime = lost customers and reputation damage
Scope Limitations
Your $99 subscription plan:Frequently Asked Questions
What if my site breaks during maintenance?
We always backup before making any changes. If something goes wrong, we restore immediately at no extra cost. That's our guarantee.
Can I cancel anytime?
Yes! No long-term contracts. Cancel with 30 days notice. We believe in earning your business every month.
What's NOT included in maintenance?
Content updates, design changes, custom development, SEO strategy/optimization, and emergency fixes outside business hours are billed separately. See scope limitations above.
Do you work on all platforms?
Yes! WordPress, Joomla, custom HTML/PHP sites, and most CMS platforms. If it's built with web technology, we can maintain it.
How do I know what you've done each month?
You'll receive a detailed monthly report showing all completed tasks, any issues found and fixed, and recommendations for improvements.
Still Want to DIY?
That's totally fine! Use this workflow chart as your guide. But remember:
- Set calendar reminders for each task cycle
- Document everything you do
- Keep backups before making ANY changes
- Test in a staging environment when possible
Changed your mind? The Professor is here when you need us ?
Monthly ecommerce maintenance calendar
Click any day to see full task details · Recurring monthly plan
Here's your monthly ecommerce site maintenance calendar
- click any day with tasks to see the full description and what to do.
The plan is structured across four weekly themes:- Week 1 (Days 1-7) focuses on auditing and baselining - pulling your monthly KPIs, running a speed audit, updating plugins, and checking inventory sync. This gives you a clear picture of where things stand before taking action.
- Week 2 (Days 8-14) is your SEO and content push - tracking keyword rankings, fixing crawl errors, reviewing the backlink profile, refreshing product descriptions, and publishing blog content. This is the highest-leverage week for organic growth.
- Week 3 (Days 15-21) shifts to conversion optimization and security - a mid-month analytics deep dive, checkout funnel analysis, UX walkthrough, backup verification, and a paid ads performance review.
- Week 4 (Days 22-31) closes the loop - returns analysis, competitor pricing checks, review generation, and the end-of-month report that feeds directly into next month's plan.
The seven color categories are: Performance (blue), SEO (green), Conversion (amber), Security (red), Content (purple), Analytics (teal), and Operations (pink). On a light workload month you can deprioritize content and ops tasks; on a high-stakes month like a sale season, double down on performance and conversion tasks in week 1.
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